My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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