Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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