I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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