I must be too annoying 4 u.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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