My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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