You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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