i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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