I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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