At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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