don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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