it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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