Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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