Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Panties = found
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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