Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
we're so committed to being not committed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
