Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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