So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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