White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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