we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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