then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I had to cum in my sink.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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