also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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