Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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