Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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