love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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