just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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