I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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