Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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