I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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