I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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