her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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