Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
