how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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