Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
And then he peed in my hair
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