It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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