I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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