I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Your penis caused this!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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