everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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