You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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