I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
