Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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