You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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