I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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