we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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