please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
