why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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