i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just pee around me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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