is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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