You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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