You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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