What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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