She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
NoShamevember. You game?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My dick has a subreddit
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
