Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
PANTIES FOUND
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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