they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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